In 1979, some space crew decided to crash land to our planet so we came into thier ship to tell them to go away by landing a facehugger on a random guy with a beard. Events transipered, one fellow Xenomorph ran away becuase of a crazy lady with a giant mech suit saying "Get Away from her, you bitch!" and I was all like "U wot?" I tried to attack her and the crazy lady threw me into space! Everything was a blur from there until I woke up as a skeleton on a moon! Turns out the planet was an abandoned base! They had full digs on some futruristic technology! Woo Hoo, I was at home. I just realized its 2016 now so I was dead for a long time it seems.